i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
ppl in africa are dying
how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying
i hate u
I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it. It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor. The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.
OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES
what are you talking about. im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
me at pokemon daycare
I had to reblog this again
thats what i was gonna say^
Marie Antoinette and her little sister
I get it
I finally get the joke
I don’t get it…..
They both lost their heads.
I love how Disney made a character that was literally a tumblr user.
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